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The Current Terror Alert
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Update, 12/11/07 - Okay, I didn't gloat when the RED
SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES. I was
busy enough that I worked through the entire playoffs, listening on
MLB.com to the announcers on WRKO in Boston. And I didn't gloat Sunday
night when the PATRIOTS whalloped the Steelers 34-13. I did, however,
wear red, white, and blue to the Lion's Christmas party last night,
just to tweak a few noses. I'm not totally sanguine about a perfect
season; I figure that the Dolphins will ruin two perfect seasons - one
perfectly great, one perfectly awful - by playing their best game of
the season and beating New Enlgand a week from Sunday. I hope not, because
then Don Shula (for whom I have the utmost respect) will be back on
the air gloating about still being the only coach to have an
undefeated season. I would reluctantly point out that the Vikings and
the Steelers have both had 15-1 seasons since the introduction of 16
game play and that numerous teams (including the Patriots) have won
14 games in a season since. And it is entirely possible that this season
will see the Pats undefeated, the 'Boys at 15-1, and the Packers and
the ##*&%^ Colts at 14-2. Let us not forget that no team has gone
to 15-0 yet in a 16 game season; even if the Pats lose to the Giants
at the end of the season after winning against the Jest - um, Jets -
and the 'Fins, we WILL have performed better than the '72 Dolphins in
a season. It goes without saying that I'd love for the Pats to run the
table, though as long as if they don't it's because the 'Boys get revenge
in the Superbowl, I won't be too unhappy. I could have my dream
no-lose Superbowl!
9/29 - WE WON THE DIVISION AFTER ALL. Yeah, the damned
Yankees still made the playoffs. But there will be at least 2 teams
with better records, possibly all three division winners in the AL.
And let's hear it for the Cubs, who are looking like playoff contenders
after all. Let's just be clear that, barring a thermal incident in Hell
that allows the aforementioned Yankees to get to the World Series this
year, it is NOT the Cubs' year to win the World Series if they
get there. Of course, should it be a Yankees-Cubs series, there will
be no World Series this year because the Apocalypse will have started...Sox-Cubs,
anyone?
9/22 - Call me prescient. Call me a prophet. I just know
I'm a fan of the most reliably depressing team in Major League Baseball.
No longer leading the Majors or the American League, my beloved Red
Sox are in danger of losing their division after being in the lead for
all but about two weeks of the season (maybe less time than that, I've
lost track now). Call me a cynic, but I think they could even miss the
playoffs, though that is a less likely possibility.
The new page design is thanks to Bill, who gave me a much
needed tutorial in coding and construction yesterday. He missed his
calling; he, like Howard, should have been a teacher!
Update, 9/6 - We have entered the most dangerous month
of the baseball year. My Sox are 7 games ahead of the Yankees. I have
decided that I will not object to a slow start for the Patriots if the
winning karma in New England will just wrap itself around the Sox for
8 more weeks. And I am hoping that more NYC winning karma lands on Shea
Stadium than on Yankee Stadium. And, for that matter, that Seattle finds
a lot of winning karma very quickly to catch up with and pass the NYY
in the AL Wildcard race...
Update, 5/14 - I am both ecstatic and terrified: my beloved
Red Sox have the best record in Major League Baseball (25-11, .694),
at least for today; the Yankees had clawed their way toward .500 earlier
in the week but are now 17-19 (.472). Ecstatic for the obvious reason.
Terrified because, as a long-time fan, I know the hazards of the Red
Sox doing well before the All-Star break. Oh, the joys and agonies of
being a fan! |